FUNNY STUFF (updated)

I've heard a few extremely funny comments from people while I've been out and about in Adelaide, and although I won't remember them all, and I'm sure there will be more. Im sure this will be added to.

GLENELG; (father and toddler daughter on beach)
Kid running towards sea
Dad, "at least take your dress off if your going in the water"
Kid runs back strips everything she's wearing off and runs screaming into the sea
Dad; "I said your dress, I DIDN'T SAY NUDIE RUDIES!!!"
.Gold.

RUNDLE MALL;
While to Simon about when uni finishes. I said something like around 'June - ish'
Man on Street; "Did you just call me ginge?"
.Classic.

GLENELG;
Kid and dad walking off the beach to the road where we're parked.
Just as music changes tracks, so very quiet, kid yells;
"I NEED A POO!!"
.Hilarious.

HOME
Me talking about the dollar shop cheap as chips,
"Cheap as chaps ya?"
I will never live that down, officially a rah. What happened.

ALEX"S
Explaining to Alex who Jen and Pete were going to see in concert.
"I think they're going to see a duo, Alfie and someone. Yer that's it, Alfie and Jane."
The bands name is Teagan and Sarah (and they're both girls)
.Whoops.

HOME
I was out but got a phone call from Simon. After telling him to eat up some of the leftovers such as chicken and mashed potato.
Si - "Ria, you'll never guess, I had to tell someone."
Me - "Oh god, what have you done?..."
Si - "Well i got a plate out, put some chicken on and some mash, got a big fork full of chicken and dipped it in the msh then spat it out!!"
Me - "What you do that for?!"
Si - "It tasted weird....It wasn't mash....It was whipped cream!"
HA HA HA HA HA!!
Not quite how the conversation went but you get the jist. Whats even funnier, if it can be. is the fact i had made mustard mash so they dont even look similar!!